[X] You know the alphabet
[X] You have watched the NEWS
[X] You know how to wash your own clothes
[X] You can cook your own food
[X] You know what a university is
Total so far is: 5
[X] You can go shopping and not get something you don't need
[X] You haven't shoplifted before
[X] You don't laugh when someone says, ' penis ' {I look at them like they are crazy for saying that out loud}
[ ] You notice that some old people don't have eyelashes
[X] You can make macaroni and cheese
Total so far is: 9
[X] You don't laugh when someone says, 'balls'
[] You know that the alphabet and twinkle twinkle little star have the same Tune
[] You didn't just check
[] You know what the real last battle of the American Revolution was {BUT i'M NOT AN aMERICAN
[X] You can count to ten in another language besides your own {French, Spanish}
[X] You eat vegetables
Total so far is: 12
[X] You don't dance around in your underwear
[] You haven't worn underwear underneath your jeans
[] You wear your pants all the way up to your belly button
[X] You haven't worn boxers if you're a girl or panties if you're a guy
[] You don't have a victory dance
Total so far is: 14
[] You don't curse at a video game when you lose
[X] You can read a book and actually finish it.
[X] You've read an entire book series {HP YEAH!!! And Narnia. And LOTR...}
[] You think SpongeBob's a retarded show {That's because I haven't watched that...}
[X] You eat spinach
Total so far is: 17
[X] You don't spaz out at the sight of a penis
[X] You know what an orgasm is
[X] You know where babies come from
[X] You know who George Washington is {not an American, but nI do know THAT}
[X] You don't eat junk food a lot
Total so far is: 22
[X] You know who Edgar Allen Poe is
[X] You didn't just check
[X] You don't call your father/mother an old man/lady
[X] You don't masturbate often
[] You think screaming something random is immature
Total so far is: 26
[] You think Orlando Bloom is hotter than Johnny Depp {I don't really think either of them hot...}
[X] You don't believe in Vampires and Werewolves {though I love them anyway
[X] You're not scared of pitch black darkness
[X] You don't get scared at full moons {unless I'm acting heheh}
[X] You don't sleep with a night light
Total so far is: 30
[] You like cabbage
[X] You have gotten drunk before {excuse me I'm underage!!!} not 33!
[X] You know what a cigarette is
[X] You know what a bitch is {female dog that's not exactly insulting}
[] You know that the word Honky is an insult to white people
[] You didn't just check
Total so far is: 33
[] You haven't been called an idiot
[] You don't pick at your scabs
[] You don't bite people
[] You love Enya {Well, I like some of her songs...}
[] You go to sleep to the sounds of nature on your alarm clock
Total so far is: 33
And you know what?! By year I AM 33, although by month - not yet
Anyone wants to do it - do it
Devious Comments
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"Together we stand - divided we fall."
oh and yeah...I've read Narnia and LotR too--
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ooooohhhhhnnnnnnnoooooooo, Jiiiiiiiiimmmmmmm. Aaaaa tiiiiiiiimmmmmmmeeeee eeeeeeddddddddddddiiiiiiieeeee e!
>>Tom's voice is the sex<<
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